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Whale milking is a long and proud tradition of the Pips family. First started by Proffesor Paul Pips at he young age of 19 he soon became the world leader in large mammal milking. In his early years he milked whales by hand before creating a milking machine out of an old fire extinguisher, a hoe and a lorry tyre. Paul Pips' had twins at the age of 22 called Bradley and Josh Pips. They are now responsible for the worlds largest whale milking farm after being trained in japan as ninjas between the ages of 11 and 17.
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