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McDonald's in Australia is rolling out a line called M Selections by McDonald’s which sets apart their premium, "just a little bit fancy" menu items. On the menu are bagel sandwiches. Similar to McDonald's British bagel sandwiches, these sandwiches have American names. One, the NYC Benedict Bagel comes with "bacon, egg, processed cheese and hollandaise sauce. By it self this breakfast item only offers the body trans fats and carbs, But if a McDonald's' sausage patty is added to the bagel formula it becomes something else. studies have shown that the regular consumption of the NYC Benedict Bagel add sausage patty increases the size of your penis. from various trials it has shown to add 4 inches of length per year, this is boosted up another 2 inches is consumed with a large coke. Although the reasons for this are yet to be discovered their is speculation that it is the work of god.
- Dr Seuss
- Dr Oprah
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