It's a hoax!
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Frank Thomas Noriega III aka "Frankie" "The baddest muther fucker that ever existed" "The Great One" "Papi Chulo" "The Don" "Beast" was born in a sand dune created by desert turtles and blind camels in the Mojave desert. It was here where he was raised by wolves and spider monkeys, and learn most of his unique abilities. At the age of 13 he grew wings and flew to Los Angeles where he lost a lot of his memory and logic in a freak breast cancer marathon accident. They told him that he was cheating by using his wings so they cut them off and consistently hit his head with rubber chickens. This page will be edited and updated as he recollects his life experiences.
If you have been brought to this page or given a number by this man personally, then you are possibly one of the following:
1. Curious, Inspired, Motivated, Intrigued, Loved, Hated by this man's awesomeness.
2. Envious, Mocked, Baffled or Jealous of this man's awesomeness.
3. Looking to use this information against him in or out of a court of law.
4. Currently in the process of laughing or shutting the fuck up because your baffled by his ability to actually make you look this shit up on Wikipedia.
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