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The Luckiest Man on Earth
Hello. My name is Andrew and I am the luckiest man on Earth.
A lot of people can disagree with me on that, and a lot of them have reason to, but I can guarantee that none of them have what I do. I've been dating a girl since February 1st, 2012, and the time I spent with her has been nothing short of the best. Her name's Courtney Crouch, and she's the perfect girlfriend.
She is. She is cuter than a kitten. Seriously. I even tried to edit the Wiki page for "Adorable" because it didn't include her in their list, but @mineralscientist blocked me and now I can't do shit.
Anyway, she is perfect. A total angel. She's cute, she's brilliant, she's hilarious, she never bitches, she can make you smile like no one else, she's hot (but mine), she's more worthy of your trust than anyone you'll ever meet, she has gorgeous brown eyes and an unimaginably beautiful smile that will brighten up even the worst of days. Courtney's the perfect girl. She's understanding and caring and not too obsessive and she's the kind of girl you hope to have in your arms. I'm the lucky one. The luckiest of everyone. She picked me, and I couldn't be happier.
Did I mention how cute she is? Because she's so insanely cute. For her and my 5 month anniversary, she posted a list of perfectly adorable traits she likes about me. She's flawless.
And no matter how hard you try and no matter where you look, you'll never find a fault in her.
I am the luckiest guy on this Earth.
- My time with spent with her.
- My heart
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