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Taylor Cox: Heavy Metal King
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Taylor Cox is a legend. He shreds on bass (he is actually a prodigy). His best friends are Dave Mustaine, Kirk Hammet, Lars Ulrich, David Ellefson, James Hetfield, and Austin Klause. His many sexual partners include Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Beyonce, Rihanna, Rebecca Black, and Austin Klause. His hobbies include playing bass like a badass, screaming and singing (which has been compared to the likes of Jesus Christ), and hanging out with longtime friend Austin Klause. Taylor's many nicknames include "The Coxman", "Shinbu", and "snugglebunny" (as referred to by lover Austin Klause.) Some say that he was created from the ass hair of the legendary Chuck Norris. As of July 2011, many rumors speculated that Taylor is now engaged to longtime lover and friend Austin Klause. He is a cool dude.
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