It's a hoax!
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SuperIslam was initially a branch of Islam, formed by Stuart Hamilton in 1578. Hamilton thought that they should be praying to Allan (later named 'Super Allan') as he was the one who first discovered alphabet soup in 467 BC. Those who follow the religion must pray whilst on round-a-bouts so that they can obtain the required velocity at which to launch themselves at ducks. This is known as 'enlightenment'. Once this is achieved, the follower can ride the duck into the distance, like a boss.
They often are unable to express their views for fear of scepticism. They are easily offended by the face of Ben. Ben is the ultimate figure of evil, spite and the creator of winegums. Winegums are looked upon poorly in the religion, as the encapsulate western greed.
- George Noodlebucket Spudnooget, Chief Noobhunter of SuperIslam
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