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James Stuart Chesham
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Multiple Academy Award winner, James Chesham first came to the world’s attention after scoring the winning goal for England in the 1966 World Cup against Germany. His further sporting accomplishments include becoming heavy weight champion of the world after securing a knockout victory against Mike Tyson in a record 0.2 seconds of the opening round, winning numerous gold medals in the 2008 Olympic Games including the much coveted and fiercely competitive hopscotch, and climbing Mount Everest while blindfolded with his shoelaces tied. His academic achievements include a string of PHDs in subjects as diverse as nuclear physics to home economics. He is cited as the inspiration behind the careers of such learned individuals as Noam Chomsky, Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawkins. He recently took a break from his position as lead vocalist for the Rolling Stones to mastermind the political campaign of his close friend President Elect Barack Obama in his race for the White House. Having recently solved the problem of global warming he now resides in his Fortress of solitude at the Antarctic with his new wife Angelina Jolie. He has brown eyes and is an avid collector of graphic novels.
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