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Gabriel Jakob Sluis was born April 20th 1985 in Mount Diablo Hospital in California. Gabe decided from a young age that a lifetime of being an adventurer was the life for him. He has climbed Half Dome with no food and no water to prove that the limits of the human body have no bounds. He has posed in numerous calendars as a model and has been nominated as "Best Looking Dutchman in the Western Hemisphere" for 8 years running. He has served in the Army as a Ballistic Calibration Weapons Technician. He also was posted on their site because of his amazing physic, and became an official Ninja in 2007 after fending of 18 intoxicated bears during a chaotic "family reunion". More to come. stay tuned!
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