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Constaparianism is the philosophical belief that the way to lead a positive life is to keep your metaphorical faeces within you, hence constapation, hence constaparianism. Currently a small section of the community are aware of the beliefs, but constaparian leaders expect numbers to soar during the period in which everybody is worried about climate change. Obviously, keeping your metaphorical faeces to yourself, includes actual waste aswell so constaparians feel very strongly on environmental issues. This fairly simple philosophy, which does not require attending meetings and the like is becoming increasingly popular in the busy modern lifestyle led these days.
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