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Chelonatheosism is the belief that Chelona theos, the "Turtle God" was created out of nothing then he grew very loney and wanted something to raise and take care of. Then he created earth, and everything else. Chelona theos then put humans on earth and took care of them, punishing and rewarding humans for their actions. The Chelonatheostic then became to worship this god for treating them very kindly and rewarding their worship to him threw food and life.

Worship

Chelona theos' worshipers praise him as much as possible, Especialy before they sleep and as soon as they wake, at any meal during the day they thank Chelona theos for praising them with the food, and letting them live yet another day. They also thank him for letting the animals thrive, punishing the bad, praising the good, and watching over the earth.

History

Not much is known about the history of this religon.

Chelona Theos

Chelona Theos or χελώνα θεός, meaning "Turtle god", from the Greek language. This is the god of the Chelonatheostics of Chelonatheosism. Very little is known and Chelona theos and its followers. Chelona Theos, the "Turtle God", is the Chelonatheostic's god which is the religon believing their god is an all mighty spirital, all around perfect being which is a turtle who is the overseer, creator and ruler of earth. The Chelonatheostics believe Chelona theos is a spirtial turtle with angel like wings who watches over earth to ensure they follow his plan, those who dont, are punsihed by death. There are many different conceptions of this god. Chelona theos is oftenly reffered to as "he" but the Chelonatheostics do not believe Chelona theos has a gender, but is merely a supernatural being.

Origin of Chelona Theos

It is believed that Chelona theos originated from nothing. He simply came into existance, Chelona theos was very loney and wanted something to raise and take care of so then he created earth, and everything else. Chelona theos then put humans on earth and took care of them, punishing and rewarding humans for their actions.

Origin of belief

There is no known origion of Chelonatheosism.

How Chelona Theos looks

Most of the Chelonatheostics believe in basicly the same form of Chelona theos, which is a supernatural, spiritial turtle with wings like an angel. Chelona theos' looks are flawless he has a basic turtle look, bright green shell, four limbs, and a darker green skin, this god also stands upright on its back legs and he is semi-transparent.

Sons of Chelona theos

Chelona Theos has two half god sons they both were sent down from the heavens to save humanity when the world was punsihed for unruly behavior and going agaisnt Chelona theos.

Zoi (ζωή)

Zoi (ζωή) meaning life in greek. Zoi was Chelona theos' first son, Chelona theos created Zoi to help him understand the humans and explore his world threw Zoi's eyes because Chelona theos could not become human as himself. Zoi was also created for a second reason which happend after Chelona theos realized the humans were very sinful, that reason was to save the human race by giving his own life after sending a message saying the human race had another chance before they were wiped out. After Zoi gave his life Chelona theos then resurrected Zoi from the dead and brought him to the heavens in case he was needed once again. But instead Chelona theos had another son.. Dyantos (δυνατός) meaning powerful in greek.

Dynatos (δυνατός)

Dyantos (δυνατός) meaning powerful in greek. Dynatos was sent to earth by his father, Chelona theos, to save the humans once again. After Dynatos was sent to earth he then had to make a choice marry and become completely human or stay half god, he chose to get settled down, then he found a found a wife and had two kids. To other humans Dyantos appeared normal, Dyantos would help build and repair houses, boats, farm equipment etc. Chelona theos sent a message to Dyantos saying he needed to escape, Chelona theos was going to make the biggest storm ever seen by man-kind, Dynatos listend and built a boat, a massive boat and sailed away, with many different animals along with his family. It rained and stormed for sixty days and sixty nights. After the 60th night he had struck land, and replenished the earth by releasing the many animals he had with him. Dyantos was lonely.. so Chelona theos created a small village to accompany Dynatos and re-populate the world.

Chelonatheostic Observances

Dietary Laws

If you practice this religon, you must NOT under any circumstaces eat the sacred turtle.

Holidays

1 Mera apo arthro Chelona (day of the turtle) takes place on January 21st, on this day we celebrate the beloved Chelona (Turtle).

|Festivities|

1 The celabration of the day Chelona Theos created earth. The festivities last 3 days from sunrise to sunset because Chelona Theos labored during day and rested during the dark of night.

Church

The Church of Chelona Theos. This chruch has very strict rules for the church members. You must follow the guidelines and rules of the religion very closely, if you refuse you will be banished by the church.
Founder of the church: Chris; He did not want his last name stated.

See Also

God
Earth
Religon
Beliefs


20px Declined. This article already exists in Wikipedia. Oo7565 (talk) 01:27, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Sources

•Various interviews with many Chelonatheostic people[1].
•Founder of Chelona theos' church[2]
•Book: "Chelonatheosism[3]"

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