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The Lady of Loonyville
Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away (Ingleside), a young princess was born. She was a very adorable princess named Jessa (although she would later adopt her royal moniker, Queen Zae IV). Princess Jessa was noted for her soft and pleasant singing, her good sense of humour, her awesome hair and for her expeditions to the far-off lands of Japan, introducing eastern culture to her isolated kingdom. She was renowned in foreign courts for her charming nature, ravishing good looks, youthful exuberance and endearing personality quirks. AS the Grand Duke of Liechtenstein once proclaimed, "Jessa is a pretty awesome babe. If I wasn't married I'd totally tap that. Hey, honey, would you go to China to fetch me some tea? I'll just stay here with our ambassador from Ingleside and... engage in wholesome activities."
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