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The Jewja, derived from Jewish faith and the Japanese assassins known as Ninjas, is one of the most deadly and versatile special forces unit the Israeli Army has in store. Though not often heard of because of their stealthy nature, they are one of the most effective combative forces in the world. The only reason recent discovery has been made is because during a top secret mission a Jewja was seen stopping before a kill to pick up a penny off the ground. He did however terminate his target and disappear into the night right after.



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The Jewja, derived from Jewish faith and the Japanese assassins known as Ninjas, is one of the most deadly and versatile special forces unit the Israeli Army has in store. Though not often heard of because of their stealthy nature, they are one of the most effective combative forces in the world. The only reason recent discovery has been made is because during a top secret mission a Jewja was seen stopping before a kill to pick up a penny off the ground. He did however terminate his target and disappear into the night right after.

Though exact details of the Jewja's powers, also known as jewjitsus, are unknown there are some theories as to how they perform their deadly feats.

The Star of David: An evolution of the ninja star that was given more surface area and religious powers. It is said that when one of the six corners touches you, you are unable to purchase anything that is not on sale.

The Fiery Menorah: A very useful device in large combat though not very stealthy. The Fiery Menorah (FM) is unleashed upon an opponent and quickly burns them to a kosher crisp. It is said that if the Jewja wants, the fiery torture can last for up to eight days.

The Yamaka of Doom: Though often just seen as a decorative head piece on the Jewja, it can be used for the most advanced of all Jewjitsu abilities. Once removed from the head and unleashed the Jewja's ultimate power, known as the Bagel Rain, will come forth. It also lends the Jewja massive defensive capabilities, being able to block almost any projectile from any distance. While worn it can also provide an intense glare that can distract snipers and other such distant assailants.

Bagel Rain: As mentioned this is the most deadly of all Jewja abilities. When unleashed it focuses on a person who then has stale bagels hailed down upon them. These bagels tend to be donated by the Jewja community so that they are not wasted.


The amount known on the mysterious Jewjas is still very little, but with luck and much hope we might be able to discover new and exciting things about this mysterious people.



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