It's a hoax!
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I am a potato and I am here to eat all of your money. Today is not your lucky day. You now have cornflakes hot glued all over your butt... i mean face. Go and google "What happens when a pie kills a person the had just eated aforementioned pie". As you are reading this I am laughing at you because I now have thirteen chocolate ships in my mouth. By the way, why did you send your grizzly bear rollar skating without proboscus tunas? I mean really! Only cabbage eating Madonna would Write George Lopez's autograph pony! The Mafia has more dolphins than your mom! I mean seriously?!!? Who would swallow a blender after a mental institute escapee slapped the German Secretary of Being French!?!?!? IT'S JUST NOT BAGLES!!! Puple things should eat apple cider, not shove Tompson Guns down Barak Obama's pants!!!!!! Did you know credit cards monkeyd pie and pied monkey?!?!?!?!?!?!? I can't beleive it's not a substitute for butter!!! BANG!!!! YOU NOW ARE BILLY MAYS!!!
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