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Horse-a-mengitis (more commonly known as Horsemengitis) is a disease contracted by getting too close to a horse that has AIDs or other STDs such as Herpes, Syphilis, Genital Warts, Pubic Lice, Scabies, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, or Hepatitis. Improper contact (such as hugging, scratching, or biting) with another human being who has already contracted Horsemengitis can and will also result in getting the Horsemengitis disease. The symptoms are what follows: Sneezing in a whinnying fashion as a horse would, the motion of kicking backwards with the legs in a spastic movement, and the randomized feeling to be a chronic masturbater. If you experience any of these symptoms, call your local horse doctor immediately.
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