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Erica Siegel, better known as Eugene "The BagBaby" Thompson, is well known for her achievements in the fields of stem cell research and world peace.

From her humble beginnings as a circus clown, from a young age Erica was instilled with the drive to get things done. One day, while driving home from work on a dark back road, a rabid narwhale ran into the middle of the road and erica swerved and lost control of her car. She woke up 10 hours later with the front end of it wrapped around a tree, and knew she had to get out. She managed to pry herself from the wreckage and sat for three hours befor she noticed that the car crash had taken both of her legs.

Upon waiting for the paramedics(which she called by using smoke signals she learned while staying three years with an aboriginal tribe in northern Uganda)she made friends with a herd of wild deer. They took her to their forest home and nursed to back to health with forest berries and racoon meat. With a poorly made pair of prostetic legs, fashioned out of twigs and animal bones, Erica was ready to set off and once again face the world and leave her beloved deer family behind.

She hiked sixty miles before finding civilization. She was malnourished and on the brink of death before a hobo named scruffy found her asleep in his box. He showed her to a local homeless shelter where a volunteer doctor found her and took her under his wing. He taught her everything he knew and soon passed on and left his entire estate to her, including 10 cars, a 40 room mansion, a tennis court, a pool house, 3 pools, 5 dogs, a pet monkey, and 3 grandchildren she loved like her own. On his death bed, he left Erica with one request. "Be a better man than I could ever be." "But I'm a wo-" and he was gone. "I'll do it, for him." she said to herself. So from then on Erica has been trying her hardest to make the world a better place, and wowing the world with her harp skills on the weekends.



References

  • A personal account of my life By: Erica Siegel
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