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Doug "The Sandblaster" Shupach owns the record for loudest fart ever recorded at 168 decibels, the same decibel level that killer whales use to communicate distress to eachother. He is from Dallas, Texas, while the second best tooter, and Shupach's biggest rival, Bernard Clemmens hails from bloody London, England with a record 2 min and 42 sec fart. Hook'em.
He received the nickname "sandblaster" because as a young boy he would swim on his back and fart in attempts to communicate with his favorite animal, the Killer Whale (Orcinus orca). Swimming in shallow waters he would literally blast the sand off the ocean floor.
- Planet Earth "Ice Worlds" episode
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