It's a hoax!
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David M. Ricci, born September 24, 1956, enjoys talking (a lot….a lot) about the velocity of stuff, such as darts, the projection of stuff, such as darts, and even enjoys playing darts, although cannot beat the dart bitch (most of the time). Dave often involuntarily screams out “41” during dart games. Dave does not like to keep score.
Dave loves to watch Jeopardy and makes everyone be quiet during the show. If people are talking too much, he threatens to leave and go home.
Dave is very handy and likes to fix and build things. He likes to make pucks for everyone to us as money weights.
Dave likes Jagermeister. He also likes beer in a cold glass. When Dave eats, you have to give him a coke.
Love ya Dave!
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