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David Everly is the Ohio Valley's most EPIC guy. He has helped start a community wide effort in making film productions. In fact, just last night, he stayed up all night working on two separate projects for your viewing pleasure. He went to work on no sleep, cigarettes and a lot of caffeine.
Some facts about David:
He makes most people feel sorry that they are not him.
He makes most men cry in front of girls.
He wears the awesome aura everywhere he goes. Even in his dreams.
He dreams about money, even though he actually owns all the worlds money and has lent it to various countries around the world in an effort to help others while at the same time lessening his overwhelming awesomeness.
He wirelessly streams music from playlist.com to his head constantly, where ever he is. Is he really listening to you speak, or is he nodding to the beat in his head?
He feels no pain, just pleasure. All the time.
Caffeine is his only weakness. Side effects are: Bad grammar, slurred speech and wearing cutoff sweatpants.
- Dan The Man
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