It's a hoax!
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Explaining this Shit:
David's penis has been in hiding for six years. It is a great conversationalist. Just don't tell any short-guy jokes. Sensitive subject. David's penis has a bombshelter in the Hamptons but David himself will deny this, stating that instead of a Long Island mansion " my penis has a shack in the sticks. He has to chop wood all the time just to keep the place warm." His penis has ample amounts of long island iced teas. There is conjecture that it is all about David's penis is the only thing of imporance.
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