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Ariel Time

Ariel Time is a scientific measurement of time, mainly used to represent the delay in the passage of time caused by exposure to "arielazation", first observed by Dr. Daniel Davidovich following extensive reasearch begining in 2010.


Discovery

Dr. Davidovich first encountered Ariel Time following an encounter with Mr. Frankeltz. He recalls in his book "..the feeling was intense. I has a sudden urge to talk about dogs, and dogs eating medicine, and dogs eating dogs. I had barley managed to utter a few words before I noticed that several days have passed, in the space of what seemed like seconds."

Research

After the initial encounter, Dr. Davidovich quickly consulted with Professor Eyal Alonchick, an expert in the field of physics and making loud noises. After a lenghty disscusion of more than one na (nano-ariel) they came to the conclusion that the matter must be studied throughly. After building a state-of-the-art lab consisting of a desk and two chairs in the Het-Ha'Mesh building. Reasearch efforts were sadely hinderd, mainly because Mr. Frankeltz only has a 1:99999999999999999999999999999 chance of teleporting from his parallel universe. Dr. Davidovich than published his book: "Shnitelz, and other Shit" in early 2012.

Effects of Ariel Time

Being in a state of Ariel Time is usually defined by a delay of multiple days beetween thinking something, and doing it. It is also defined as creating a telepathic connection beetween you and dogs. Moreover, Ariel Time is often considered dangerous and higly tempremental.

Dogs

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Medicine

I LOVE TO GIVE DOGS MEDICINE HAHAHA LOLOLO ROFL!!!!!LMFAO

References

  • Daniel Davidovich
  • Me


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