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The Pattirachnid Awesomus is a rare and very agile species of spider found on stumps near river beds throughout the southwestern area of Michigan's lower penisula. They tend to be very dossile and enjoy having their pictures taken. The first one was discovered June 6 2012 by an explorer named Patti. Since then very few have been spotted.
It is not known whether this type of spider will bite or not. What is known is that this spider will protect it's eggs at all costs. It is recomended that you keep your distance from this spider untill Patti the explorer can make further discoveries and fact gathering missions.
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