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Death by Orca Penning is a little known occurrence mostly prevalent on the Western Coast of Canada. It usually involves alcohol impaired kayakers or swimmers who get a bit to far from shore. The Orca whales have been known to mistake the human form for a female whale and engage in mating rituals.
Death is usually attributed to blunt force trauma and penetration resulting in anal fissures. There has been no confirmed method of fighting off the whale once the "attack" has begun.
Death by Orca Penning claims approximately 40 lives a year.
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