It's a hoax!
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Criex is an Australian event that not many know about. 15 people are chosen [same people everytime]. And they fight eachother [with fake weapons] until one catches somebody. They get to use 3 torture methods on that person and then that person is now basically out of that day. It is every Monday at 4:15 PM in Australia. Criex's chosen people commence of
- Josh Swiser [me!] [won 38 times]
- Zach Lucianio [won 23 times]
- Mike Laelpechi [won 15 times]
- Radolph Jacobson [won 10 times]
- Matt Thomas [won 5 times]
- Don Taylor [won 5 times]
- Joseph McNamara [won 3 times]
- Thomas Piland [won 3 times]
- Sam Burciaga [won 2 times]
- Carl Hobbs [won 1 time]
- Scott Worrell [won 0 times]
- Jake Adamson [won 0 times]
- William Ellis [won 0 times]
- Isaac Barnett [won 0 times]
- Craig Padilla [won 0 times]
- Salvador Schmidt [won 0 times] [left
Criex's quote: "Death may not hurt, but torture feels the pain."
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