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August 14 1990 Corliss High School. Graduated 2008 Bachelors Aviation management Southern Illinois University Validictorian Purple Heart Professional Dubstep dancer Backup singer for NSYNC Stunt Double for Mark Wahlberg, Also the replacement for Ron Jeremy and Peter North when need be Translater for President Barack Obama Can Disassemble and Reassemble a Mk-19 in six seconds flat blindfolded Can run a 100 meter dash in 2.89 seconds
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