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Brandon Charles Summers-Miller (6th November 1995-) is a failed musician, often known as the Fifth Beatle, the Second Psy and the fifty-first state of the USA. In his later years, he retired and became a tree. However, as he was an oak tree, he was ostracised by the native American Pine trees.
Summers-Miller is also recognised because his face features on the Flag of Michigan. Although, Summers-Miller was embarrassed by this, and destroyed all copies of the flag produced. Joshua Wright estimates this involved destroying 1000 copies, though other estimates suggest the real number was closer to 7.
Brandon rarely gets up before noon. He was often late to form time as a result.
In late 2000, Brandon Summers-Miller joining a minor Liverpool rock group, the Beatles. He played the triangle. He split from the group in 1960, citing “creative disagreements” as the cause. Shortly after, the Beatles became one of the most successful bands of all time.
However, Lydia Brown was more critical of the Beatles’ role in music history, saying “I don’t know what all the fuss about the Beatles is about. They’re okay, but they’re not that great.”
Similarly, Summers-Miller co-wrote ‘Gangnam Style’ with Psy. In March 2012, Summers-Miller told Psy that the single “sucked balls” and demanded the cessation of all associations between his name and the song. Shortly after, Gangnam Style became one of the most successful songs of all time.
However, Lydia Brown was more critical of Gangnam’s role in music history, saying “I don’t know what all the fuss about Gangnam Style is about. It’s okay, but it’s not that great.”
Moreover, Summers-Miller was asked to sign the Declaration of Independence in 1775. He refused, claiming that “nobody will ever be able to come up with a short but easily memorised, three syllable, three letter chant to support this ‘United States of America’ at sporting fixtures.” Shortly after, “U.S.A” became one of the most successful chants of all time.
However, Lydia Brown was more critical of America’s role in global history, saying “I don’t know what all the fuss about New York is about. It’s okay, but it’s not that new.”
The Summers family originated from North Ireland, then in 1069 Jacob Alexander Summers, his wife Margaret and some other friends took a small rowing boat to North America. Here they started a new civilization and are uncommonly known as the first true settlers before being almost completely wiped out by a plague days before mass European colonisation began. The remaining survivor was Joseph Jacob Summers. Discreetly, he integrated with the new colonists. We only know this as the story has been passed down from generations.
Since the plague, the Summers have worked as Braille Translators. The Miller family began unsurprisingly with the invention of the Mill, used for grinding and pulverizing grain and other small raw materials. The family lineage then began Mill Miller. The Summers and Millers eventually met at a Braille and Mill convention in 1950. However, Brandon has decided to betray the family profession with his musical exploits.
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