It's a hoax!
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A 'Baboon Waster' is enigmatic and can be a number of things:
1) A waster made from a dried baboon 2) A fighter who wastes (kills) baboons on a regular basis 3) A waster used by a baboon instead of a real sword 4) Something that wastes time and space like a baboon does 5) A waster for beating baboons and their families with 6) Somebody who does not put baboons to good use 7) A waster shaped or in other ways resembling a baboon 8) A stick that is as "ugly as a baboon".
"Maybe it is all these things and others. Maybe it is a paradox. Maybe it should remain an enigma."
Anglo-American Cyclopedia 1902
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