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The 2030 FIFA World Cup will be the 24th FIFA World Cup, an international football tournament that is scheduled to take place in 2030. The host country of Wiltshire, which recently gainded independance from the rest of the UK has host towns of Swindon, Chippenham, Calne, Salisbury, Melksham and Devizes. The opening ceremony will be at The Bremhill View Social Club in Calne.
Calne's stadium is the Bremhill View, Chippenham's is Hardenhuish Park, there are two in Swindon, the County Ground and the Webbs Wood Stadium, Melksham's The Conigre, Salisbury's Raymond McEnhill Stadium and Devizes' Nursteed Road, soon to be known as the Wadworth Arena.
The two mascots celebrate the link between the humans in wiltshire and the large, beautiful outdoors it contains. Poo and Wee are their names as decided by 3 year old Brett.
When British Virgin Islands and North Korea met in the final, everybody knew it would be a feisty encounter. Unfortunately it wasn't. 1-0 to 'the Virgins' as they are known wrapping up their 5th World Cup title in a row, and keeps this amazing run going ever since the 2014 World Cup! In 2012, they were ranked 200th, now they are 1st with some of the greatest ever players to grace the beautiful game.
Shock of the tournament
Host nation Wiltshire were disqualified from the progressing to the semi finals as it was found that every member of their team and staff was taking steroids. Star striker Alex Roberts has subsequently been jailed for 15 years for being the ring leader of this crime.
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