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When the pineal gland is perfected into the Philosopher's Stone it secrets an alchemical cocktail that drips down the throat and into the stomach. The completed stone is referred to in the Old Testament as Zion, the mountain of the Divine Presence. In Classical Chinese Medicine (CCM) this activation is referred to as the Immortal Jing Cycle.

The CCM model recognizes females have seven jing cycles and men have eight jing cycles. Ultimately, they both can activate the eighth and ninth cycle, the immortal jing cycle, respectively by practicing certain specific mindfulness skills.

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